When you are sad,I will get you drunk and help plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are scared, I will laugh at you and tease you about it, with my arms wrapped around you.
When you are worried I will tell you how much worse it could be, with the same arms wrapped around you.
When you are confused, I will use words to explain it to your dumb ass, with my arms wrapped around you.
And when you are lost, I will answer my cellphone and give you directions.
When you are sick, I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, while picking you up again.
Why you may ask,
because you are my friend!!!
with many, many thanks to Angel Witch, from whome I stole the words:)